Guest accommodation - fit for a Queen.

Nelson House B & B enjoys an excellent reputation and a google ranking to match. In perusing the internet, I have noticed that you can find vacation lodging for the most discriminating tastes. Take for example this central London "townhouse" currently listed on holidaylettings.co.uk. Though certainly not your typical bed and breakfast, this accommodation is catered and offers "deluxe living in the heart of England's capital city."

Rates may seem a little steep at first but here's what is on offer: "19 state rooms, 600 bedrooms and 78 bathrooms". It is a gated property with 400 staff to meet your every need. Indeed, there are two people just to look after the 300 clocks. Outdoors, "the balcony is large enough to fit several members of your family who may wish to wave at all the passing crowds". The guest-house owners are onsite but described as "discreet." A heads up for travellers with allergies - they do keep "a number of loveable pet corgis".

How to get there: "The nearest tube station is Victoria (who was also a famous relative of the owner.)There is the option of horse drawn carriage or the owners Grandson can borrow an RAF vehicle should you wish to fly directly in."

The location offers the convenience of "local shops such as Harrods and the lovely local square called Trafalgar."

It may seem a little over the top but this holiday getaway is even referred to as a "palace". Apparently, nothing is too much to please discerning guests. Just imagine. "On arrival a flag will be raised to signal your stay at the property."

See for yourself!